Crude-N-Rude

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  STRAIGHT OUTTA FUCKS – NWA PARODY

  $5.00 – $34.00
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  I hAvE yOuR StIcK FaMiLy – Kidnap kids – rape van Ransom

  $6.00 – $24.00
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  Thicc and Sexy – Curvy woman thick

  $5.00 – $12.00
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  Fuck 12 – FTP – Fuck the drug police!

  $4.00 – $14.00
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  Can I hide my nuts in your mouth?

  $15.95
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  I LOVE MUD CRICKETS – Hi-Vis Safety Green

  $29.00
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  STANDARD AMERICAN SUMBITCH – Hi-Vis Safety Green

  $29.00
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  Certified Bad Ass PIPELINER – Hi-Vis Safety Green

  $29.00
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  Working Harder than an UGLY STRIPPER – Hi-Vis Safety Green

  $29.00
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  Punk Ska Skin Ubangi

  $5.00 – $12.00
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  Bart with the Devil 666 Upside down cross

  $5.00 – $12.00
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  Disregard the Constabulary – AKA – Fuck the Police – FTP

  $5.00 – $12.00
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  I may be in a chair but don’t think I can’t Handi-Cap-Yo-Ass!

  $5.00 – $15.00
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  Trigger Finger Works Fine!

  $5.00 – $15.00
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  Handicapped As Fuck!

  $5.00 – $15.00
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  Virgins Wanted – No experience needed

  $5.00 – $15.00
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  Louder than your Mom last night

  $6.00 – $15.00
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  I’m just in it for the Parking

  $5.00 – $15.00
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  BLOW CLOUDS NOT COKE

  $5.00 – $10.00
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  I blow clouds like Tony Montana blows coke – Scarface

  $5.00 – $10.00
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  Blow Coke Not Clouds!

  $5.00 – $10.00
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  I bet clouds aren’t the only thing YOU BLOW!

  $5.00 – $10.00
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  SAVE A DEER – SHOOT A VAPER

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  Buck Off!

  $5.00 – $24.00
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  SAVE A DEER – HUNT A HIPSTER

  $5.00 – $10.00
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  Alabama sucks Black Cock!

  $5.00 – $24.00
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  Alabama sucks big time! Bottom of the Barrel

  $5.00 – $24.00
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  Buck You!

  $5.00 – $24.00
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  ONLY GAY COPS – GIVE ME TICKETS

  $5.00 – $10.00
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  Suckin’ MyNuts – Not Dunkin Donuts

  $5.00 – $10.00
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  Dupot – Not those bastards dupont

  $5.00 – $10.00
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  Crap in the Box – Not Jack in the Box

  $5.00 – $10.00
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  Schitz no Schiltz Beer

  $5.00 – $10.00
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  Peeoner – Pee on her – Pioneer logo spoof

  $5.00 – $10.00
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  CERTIFIED BAD ASS VETERAN

  $6.00 – $12.00
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  I Love Mud Crickets

  $6.00 – $14.00
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  FUCK CURB – Save country music!

  $4.00 – $10.00
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  Hell on Heels

  $6.00 – $12.00
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  Standard American Sumbitch

  $5.00 – $22.00
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  CERTIFIED BAD ASS PARAMEDIC

  $6.00 – $12.00
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  CERTIFIED BAD ASS EMT

  $6.00 – $12.00
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  Circle Game – Made you Look puch

  $5.00 – $12.00
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  Pet Kitties, Suck Titties, Spend Fiddies $

  $6.00 – $12.00
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  Zero Fucks Given! Starbucks parody

  $5.00 – $12.00
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  Balloon Animal Dog Pooping

  $6.00 – $12.00
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  I DRINK ALONE – BIGFOOT YETI

  $6.00 – $12.00
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  Illuminati Eye Special enlightenment

  $5.00 – $10.00
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  CERTIFIED BAD ASS LOWLIFE

  $4.00 – $10.00
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  ZUCKERBERG

  $4.00 – $10.00
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  WOMEN

  $4.00 – $10.00
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  MEN

  $4.00 – $10.00
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  BABIES

  $4.00 – $10.00
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  DEMOCRATS

  $4.00 – $10.00
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  YOUR MOM

  $4.00 – $10.00
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  REPUBLICANS

  $4.00 – $10.00
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  DOWN WITH

  $4.00 – $10.00
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  THE BIBLE

  $4.00 – $10.00
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  TEACHERS

  $4.00 – $10.00
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  RELIGION

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  POLICE

  $4.00 – $10.00